ah the bread we are not going to eat...

Wishing everyone out there in blog land a Chag Samayach-

Happy Passover.

Here are a few funnies that I enjoy (and my own personal one at the end)

Q: Why do we have an Haggadah at Passover?
A: So we can Seder right words.

Q: What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction?
A: A matzochist.

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:
"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."
Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

How did Passover get its name?
Since the Seder table is usually made larger, people can't reach for the items on the table and invariably ask others: "Could you please Pass Over the matza, etc."!

How is a good sermon like a piece of matza?
They both should take less than 18 minutes!

My fave (and one I've been telling since I was six!) :

What do you call a stupid frog on Passover?
DAM SFARDAYAH

hahaahhaha.

I'm a dork.

Chag samayach - leave a post, give me something to read!